Tuesday, September 27, 2005

You Might Be a Redneck If...

...you've been known to brag about your private boycott of Starbucks, Microsoft or Wal-Mart.


...you think such a thing as the "digital divide" exists.


...you thought Super-Size Me! was a good movie.


...you've willingly sat through even a single episode of American Idol, The Apprentice, Fear Factor, or Rock Star for any reason, especially "the pleasure of seeing just how stupid people can act."


...it wouldn't be out of character for you to address the waiter at a so-called ethnic restaurant in his native language (Here your degree of rubriousness is directly proportional to the waiter's apparent fluency in English).


...you've ever complained that Hollywood stars are "too beautiful," or, corallarily, you've praised the Dove soap company's Campaign for Real Beauty.


...you've ever used the phrase "shades of gray" in a setting other than a paint store.


...you have ever posted a so-called spoiler warning, or have ever been dissuaded from reading ahead in a text by a spoiler warning posted by someone else.

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