Friday, August 12, 2005

Portmanteau Songs

Lost my partner, what could I do?
Skip to my loo, skip to my loo.
I needed money, what could I do?
Skip to my loo, skip to my loo;
Skip to my loo, and the loo won.


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Purple Rain, Purple Rain,
Purple Rain, Purple Rain,
West Virginia, Mountain Mama,
Take me hame,
Purple Rain.

The Span of Life (apologies to Robert Frost)

The kitten mews sweetly, oblivious of fawkin'.
I'll still be around when she's a grimalkin.